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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between catholic priests and acne? One doesn't come on your face until your at least 13"

"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"

"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"

"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."

"Whenever I see a big guy beating up a little guy I ALWAYS jump in to help cause there is NO WAY the little guy can take us both."

"I hired a personal trainer and my first 2 hour-long sessions were just him teaching me how to properly cut the sleeves off my t-shirts"

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."

"I make apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"