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Joke of the Day

"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""

"What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it."

"What do a communist and a nihilist have in common? It's all the same to them"

"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"

"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."

"The most massive object of our entire supercluster Hey, you're like the Great Attractor Thanks man No I mean like you're the heaviest thing in the known universe"

"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."

"If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started"

"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."