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Joke of the Day
"I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend."
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"The shame of my ancestry weighs heaviest on my soul any time a white person asks if they can get a ""what what""."
"Britain's fattest man has died aged 33. ""This tragic news will affect us all deeply,"" said Roger Whiteside, CEO of Greggs."
"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."
"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone."
"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Men can be Feminists, too."
"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."