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Joke of the Day

"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"

"Money doesn't buy happiness..."

"The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense"

"After nine years of being together, I finally got down on one knee. And begged her to take it up the arse."

"Father wakes up his son and asks him a question. What has 4 legs and isn't alive? It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this?! No Jimmy, it's your dog..."

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"

"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"

"What did the passenger broccoli say to the driver broccoli? Floret!"

"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"