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Joke of the Day

"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"

"What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights? A pasta-fist."

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."

"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"

"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."

"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."

"This is your captain speaking... **AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!**"

"Friday is just Monday with tits."