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Joke of the Day
"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."
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"What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? Brasshole"
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"
"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."
"Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit."
"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"
"4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy? Me: After lunch 4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!! Me: We just ate breakfast 4yo: Starving!"
"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"
"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."