131395
Joke of the Day
"In dog beers, I've only had one ..."
Next Joke
 
"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"
"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."
"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""
"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"
"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."
"Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine."
"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"How do you unload a truck load of puppies? With a pitchfork"