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Joke of the Day
"What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator."
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"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."
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"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts."
"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."
"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."
"What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country"
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