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Joke of the Day

"What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator."

"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"

"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."

"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."

"Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets..."

"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."

"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."

"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."

"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"

"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."