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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"Boy, are you a salad? Because I don't want you."

"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."

"If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this."

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"

"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."