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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
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"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."
"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"""You're just not my cup of tea"" I say to someone else's cup of tea."
"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."
"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."
"How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts"
"My ass is one of the great wonders of the world if you're wondering when it's getting off this couch."