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Joke of the Day

"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."

"Longest joke in the world (source) http://longestjokeintheworld.com"

"Why do hipsters always burn their mouth when they eat? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO EAT BEFORE IT WAS COOL!"

"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."

"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that."