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Joke of the Day

"Dogs that belong to homeless people must think ""just say you're sorry dude and we can sleep inside tonight"""

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."

"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."

"The answer is ""9 W"". What is the question? Does Wagner begin with a ""V""?"

"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."

"What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine? One doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."

"What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics. (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)"