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Joke of the Day

"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"

"A guy said to his friends ""you are all nuts"" They replied ""we know, we are healthy"""

"I have an apathy problem. But it's okay because I don't care."

"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."

"Why do men like to be on bottom during sex? Cause they only know how to fuck up."

"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."

"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"I just came back from a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me!! passing the parcel was super quick."