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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"
"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."
"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change it and 99 to stand around and say, ""Hey, I could've done that!"""
"The ratio of guys to girls in my friend group Is undefined!"
"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"
"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."
"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"