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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"
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"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."
"""Hey! Guess what just popped in my head?!?"" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm"
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
"Why did the Square divorce the Circle? It was sleeping around."
"If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin."
"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."
"sorry I had to unfriend you on Facebook after you accepted my Facebook friend request one second after I sent it to you at 3 in the morning"
"Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held."