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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"
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"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"My roommate asked me why I'd invited a bunch of Parisian newspaper men over for breakfast. I told him I always make coffee with the French press."
"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"
"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all."
"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."
"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""
"Girlfriend bugging you to get married? Propose to her in the most inappropriate place. ""I'll have the McChicken. AND YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"""