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Joke of the Day
"I hate to call it ""one night stands."" I prefer ""auditions."""
Next Joke
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
"I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds."
"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: We should call it a Philboard. Bill: I have a better idea..."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."
"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"
"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"
"Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month"
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."