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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13."

"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"

"me (on desert island): good thing i was able to grab this CD player & my 5 fav CDs other survivor: I saw you put down bread & pick those up"

"Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck."

"(At the dentist) 'Your grinding isn't good.' Excuse me! I've never had a man complain before."

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"

"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"

"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"