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Joke of the Day
"If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead..."
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"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
"How do you break a Pollock's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"Had a conversation with my ex-wife over a drink this afternoon. It was cordial."
"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"
"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"
"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"
"What's pink, bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave"