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Joke of the Day

"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."

"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."

"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."

"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."

"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."

"What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon."

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"

"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""