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Joke of the Day
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
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"Just took a huge Nicolas Cage movie."
"Jews are so insecure... they constantly remind us their country isreal."
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"
"WIFE: He treats our marriage like it's a talk show THERAPIST: Is this true? ME: *turns and winks at camera* We'll find out after the break"
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."