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Joke of the Day
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
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"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."
"That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening.."
"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"
"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"
"Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, what's to destroy?"
"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"Jesus said that he'd get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they'd get rid of frost giants. nnI don't see many frost giants around."