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Joke of the Day
"I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat."
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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"
"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."
"Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them."
"Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too."
"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have........ Happy New Year!"
"How come there's a History Channel that tells us what happened but not a Future Channel that tells us what's about to happen? That's racist."
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
"I'm Only Here For The Free Food"
"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."