195778

Joke of the Day

"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"

"I like my women like I like my fish Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer."

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

"Ask me about my vow of silence."

"My teacher told me that Japan had a homogeneous population. If Japan's so genius, how come they haven't figured out that the homo part's the cause of their declining birthrates?"

"Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk."

"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."

"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"