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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"
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"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."
"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"""Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!"" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife"
"Apparently, it's frowned upon to walk up to two police officers and ask ""what are you douchebags up to?"""
"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."
"LAPD announced they fired a dozen officers this today... In other news, 12 cabins were burned to the ground in Big Bear."
"A techno song lasted longer than my first marriage"
"Hey, guy who sniffs wine then talks about its oakiness or whatever, could you stop being a serial killer"