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Joke of the Day

"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."

"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."

"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"

"The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me."

"""Can I touch it?"" A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"Who do cows pray to? Moohammad"