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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."
"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"Life is a lot like chess You've always got to be thinking two steps ahead. And most people want to be white."
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."
"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"
"Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any"
"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
"Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums."