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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."
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"I'm not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I'm a bigger fan of not being broke."
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"I'm 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did in one second to the TV remote."
"I want to go back in time... And change the way the letter 'eight' is pronounced to sodomized. Then in the future ask people why was nine afraid of seven?"