182020
Joke of the Day
"Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything."
Next Joke
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."
"*Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat* *Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*"
"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."
"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"
"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."
"Failed my biology test today... They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."
"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."
"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."
"If you leave without a reason, don't bother coming back with an excuse."