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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
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"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."
"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"Did you hear about the sensitive thief? He took a fence."
"Islam Is a religion of peace"
"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."
"So we're all thinking it by this point! Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F"
"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"
"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."