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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
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"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."
"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"
"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"
"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"How do you get a little old lady to say the ""F"" word? Yell bingo."
"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"
"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""