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Joke of the Day
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
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"A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left trans-fixed."
"*Makes bacon *Eats one piece *2 pieces *3 pieces *Eats all the bacon *Hides the evidence 9: Yummm! What's that smell? Me: Cereal"
"What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? ""Shomething'sh Amish..."""
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"
"An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan... An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, ""It's getting hot in here!"", and the sausage replies ""Wow! A talking egg!"""
"Some people think stalking is wrong... I call those people cops"
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
"What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!"