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Joke of the Day

"You're not going to believe this CLICK BAITED SUCKAHS"

"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut you racist."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"

"If not at Bed Bath & Beyond, WHERE CAN I BUY A BED BATH?"

"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."

"Caught myself staring into the medicine cabinet like I do with the refrigerator."

"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."