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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."
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"1890 How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist? (alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."
"what do use to lure really big fish? master bait"
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand"
"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"Why is your mom like a vacuum? She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet. Not to mention she also gets turned on by your dad"