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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."

"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."

"Mom: Time to wake updog. Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED"

"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"Did you hear about the mute guy. I didn't either."

"Can't decide if I should start this laundry or fake my own death."

"Well this beer isn't going to throw itself up."

"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."

"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."