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Joke of the Day

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris? Free Shots"

"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."

"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"

"The spanish word of the day is ""Juicy"" ""TELL ME IF *JUICY* THE COPS!"""

"What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom? Your parents would know! * My friend said this to me since I'm an only child *"