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Joke of the Day

"You haven't truly made it on Twitter until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."

"Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!"

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. The fraction guy reminded me of this."

"her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today... him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?"

"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."

"What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common? They both need to check the table periodically..."

"How does a feminist know she's overweight? She doesn't"

"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"