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Joke of the Day

"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."

"I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions Now I'm sad"

"Q: What did the potato ask the cow? A: Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"Alan Turing was so gay it was illegal"

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"Why do I praise Neo? Because I'm autistic xD XDXD"

"What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits."

"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."

"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."

"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."