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Joke of the Day

"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."

"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."

"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."

"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"Why did the Pasta join a dating website? Because he was cannelloni."

"Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular? He was a polar bear!"

"I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed."

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."