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Joke of the Day
"My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine."
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"Did you hear about the guy who told everyone goodbye and then didn't leave? It was much adieu about nothing."
"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."
"*on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret"
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""
"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"
"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."
"Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds."