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Joke of the Day
"What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."
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"It's not what man can create it's what man can become."
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"
"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."
"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"
"Someone Stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"
"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"