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Joke of the Day

"Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing."

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park It was a salted."

"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"what did one mountain say to the other? meet you in the valley!"

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."

"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."

"I think I could start a pretty successful company that makes nothing but excuses."