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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg? A: Eileen"

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country"

"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."

"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"

"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"