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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"
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"chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves? Well guess what"
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"
"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."
"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."
"How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year."
"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."
"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""
"I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate"
"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."