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Joke of the Day

"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"

"I used to have a fear for speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?"

"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"

"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."

"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"DAE ever wonder if Andy would be disappointed in OP for not delivering? I went for corny."

"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out."