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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
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"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars*"
"I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now"
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"""I can't begin to tell y-"" ""Good."""
"Me: What's one thing you don't like about your girlfriend? Him: She doesn't swallow. Me: What? How does she eat?"
"How do you say brassiere in German? Keepemfromfloppin"
"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"
"What do you call the famous astronomer whose observations were the foundation of Kelper's great works. Typo Brahe."