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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
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"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"
"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"
"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"
"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."
"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."