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Joke of the Day

"I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now"

"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."

"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."

"If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."

"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""

"Just checked out Jian Ghomeshi's band Moxy Fruvous for the first time... Not bad. That guy can really keep a beat."

"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"

"Doormats are a gateway rug."

"5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys."