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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
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"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"Why do teen girls travel in groups of three? Because they literally can't even."
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"What does Light Yagami drink at the bar? Tekira!"
"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."
"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit hahaha asuhhhh dude"
"Did you hear the joke #4126?"
"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."