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Joke of the Day

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"Went to the store without my iPhone. Felt like I traveled back in time. Saw a dinosaur. Realized I actually traveled back in time."

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."

"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."

"A rabbi and a priest walk past a burning orphanage the rabbi says to the priest should we save the children? The priest responds ""nah fuck them"" the rabbi replies do we have time"

"""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"""

"How do you know your sister's having her period? Your dad's dick tastes weird."

"How many redditors does it take to get a joke? Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong."