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Joke of the Day

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

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"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome."
"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"
"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."
"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."
"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""
"Knock knock... Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS"
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
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