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Joke of the Day
"Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong"
Next Joke
"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."
"You can baby proof your house instantly by not inviting any babies over."
"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."
"This ice cream is legen - wait for it - DAIRY."
"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates? Nothing. They'll both kill your dog."
"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."
"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."