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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates? Nothing. They'll both kill your dog."
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"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."
"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."
"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."
"I like the term urban camper We all know you mean you're homless, but it's less awkward because it has the word camping in it. For all we know you could be roasting smores under a bridge or some shit."
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."
"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."