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Joke of the Day
"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"
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"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"
"How many of those brownies did you eat, private? ""All of them sir!"" ""That was my stash private."" ""Negative sir it was labeled private!"""
"#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even"
"Wipe that smile off your face :"
"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."
"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"
"I gave love a bad name. I called it Harold."
"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"
"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."