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Joke of the Day

"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."

"Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids."

"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*"

"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."

"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."

"Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? It's a pretty *hot topic*."

"""Um, can we get like three baguettes popping out of the top of that sack of groceries?"" - Most all film directors"

"2 gay guys are at a bar. As they near bar what does one say to the other? May I push your stool in."