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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"

"Hello, police, I have a burglar trapped in my home gym. Please hurry. The longer he's in there the more powerful he'll become."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but its really hard to get them inside the bulb."

"What currency do they use in space? Star Bucks."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender."

"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"