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Joke of the Day
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
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"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"
"I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing ""Danger Zone"" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts"
"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"
"I saw a girl texting and driving earlier today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her."
"You say tomato, I say tomato But it doesn't make that much sense when you read it."
"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"
"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."
"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"