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Joke of the Day
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
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"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"
"""You know what."" -- They."
"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"
"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"
"Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it."
"Best one I know, and quite apt this time of year! :D Americans think they have Freedom!"