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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"What's the highest point in the ocean? The Marijuanas Trench."

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."

"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."

"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."

"While you're busy staring at your phone flirting, your bored and neglected spouse is probably out fcuking someone else for real."

"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."