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Joke of the Day

"dirty minds Hey sexy shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. love always your Toilet."

"OMG, you're huge! There's no way you'll fit inside me. - My clothes."

"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."

"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c:"

"I seared steaks in our home without adequate ventilation. Now there's a delightful and very visible meat cloud hanging over us."

"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."