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Joke of the Day
"Whats a cab drivers favorite song? Livin' on a fare!"
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"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"
"Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon? Fo' Drizzle"
"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"
"Why shouldn't you drink Pepsi or Coke before you turn 18 ? Because they are A-Rated . . . . . . (Aerated) for the dumbasses"
"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"
"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"
"Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology? ""Groundbreaking"""
"A feminist is someone I could really get behind."